World Cup in terms of the AFC South, the Jaguars are North Korea?
// June 15th, 2010 // 1 Comment » // AFC South, Gene Smith, Maurice Jones Drew, Tickets
Every four years, Americans’ annual summer-long gridiron football withdrawal is relieved (for those of us who are open-minded) by the World Cup—association football’s biggest event, something like the lovechild of the Super Bowl and the Olympics.
Before its final tournament, the Cup starts with a group stage, which, besides the whole “can’t-use-your-hands” thing, bears a striking resemblance to the NFL and its divisional structure.
Eight groups, four teams in each. Round-robin play. Top divisional dogs advance.
Inevitably, one or two of those groups bundles three or four of the world’s best teams together, pitting them against one another for two spots in the knockout stage. These are called, (melo)dramatically, “groups of death.”
The AFC South, to its credit, has a lot in common with Group G, the 2010 World Cup’s consensus group of death, which starts play Tuesday. Aside from the almost inevitable short-changing of a strong third-place team, the four in each make interesting parallels across the two kinds of football.
Indianapolis Colts: Brazil—Kaka is Brazilians’ Peyton Manning
Tons of commercials. Million-dollar smiles. High-profile—and playoff-underachieving—teams.
Oh, and Kaka and Peyton Manning both cost their owners several boatloads of money. Due for a contract extension, Manning figures to hit up his boss, Colts owner Bill Polian, for a cool $20 million salary, with $50 million up front as a signing bonus.
Meanwhile, Spanish soccer powerhouse Real Madrid recently forked over around $94 million for the right to swipe Kaka from Italian club A.C. Milan, then negotiated to pay him $12.7 million per year.
Also, Indianapolis and Brazil’s high-powered offenses would be completely dysfunctional without their respective stars.
In the same way that Manning distributes the ball to the Colts’ many capable receivers, Kaka is the central cog for his national team in his role as an attacking midfielder.
And, in the same way that Brazil leads the Group G pack despite a few warts, Indianapolis’ disheartened 2009 runners-up should still be considered the odds-on favorite to win the AFC South.
Tennessee Titans: Portugal—Chris Johnson + Hair Gel = Cristiano Ronaldo
They sport different looks, but Portugal’s talismanic forward and the Titans’ All-Pro running back have the same basic talent: ungodly game speed.
Johnson runs as though his trademark dreadlocks are on fire, darting through holes between defenders and daring them to catch him after he dashes by.
Ronaldo, similarly, flies past opponents with the ball seemingly strapped to his sprinting feet, timing his steps and strikes so perfectly that his dribbling looks as effortless as jogging.
Even with these superstars, however, both Portugal and Tennessee have struggled to come out on top in the playoffs.
Quadrennial contenders, the Portuguese have never finished better than third (1966) in a World Cup. Their fourth-place campaign in the 2006 tournament is cause for optimism, but they have yet to prove capable of putting a team together that can effectively ride Ronaldo’s pace.
The Titans, similarly, have come up agonizingly short in recent strong seasons, including a Super Bowl loss in 2000 and a divisional playoff exit in 2008 as the AFC’s top seed.
Johnson’s 2,509 yards from scrimmage last year were as impressive as Ronaldo’s 31 goals in 34 games for elite English club Manchester United in 2007—league records, both—but these teams will need more than awesome individual efforts to rise above their also-ran histories.
Houston Texans: Ivory Coast—Injured Talent, Limited Success
One is a West African coastal nation of 20 million people—only 2 million more than the state of Florida. The other is a 2002 expansion team, rebuilt over the past four years under head coach Gary Kubiak after stumbling out of the gates.
Apples and oranges, to be sure. Still, Cote d’Ivoire and the Houston Texans have one abundant resource in common: super-talented players.
In round-ball football, Ivory Coast stars, including Didier Drogba, Salomon Kalou, and brothers Yaya and Kalou Toure, form the backbone of elite clubs in top-tier leagues, such as Chelsea, Manchester City, and Barcelona. On paper, the Elephants are more than capable on the attack and in defense.
On the gridiron, the Texans can match anyone all-star for all-star. Wide receiver Andre Johnson is arguably the NFL’s best at his position. Running back Steve Slaton stormed onto the professional scene as a rookie fantasy football standout in 2008.
Quarterback Matt Schaub, like Drogba, is an All-Pro talent whose still-young career has been hamstrung by nagging injury concerns.
For all the promise these teams have shown in the build-up to their respective competitions, though, neither has broken into the playoffs, to the disappointment of their rabid, hopeful fan bases.
(Cote d’Ivoire may hold a bit more clout than Houston. A plea by Drogba for peace in 2006 resulted in a ceasefire between warring factions in his country’s civil war. Never underestimate the power of football, whichever kind.)
Jacksonville Jaguars: North Korea? Oddly True—and That’s a Good Thing!
To be clear, there are no parallels between Jacksonville general manager Gene Smith and entrenched North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il, nor between Jong-il and head coach Jack Del Rio.
Nor have the Jaguars attempted to smuggle a player onto their roster under a different position, as the North Koreans did by listing forward Kim Myong-won as a goalkeeper. (He’ll only be allowed to play as a goalie, according to FIFA.)
Unless, of course, you count Tim Couch’s brief attempt to pass for an NFL quarterback last year.
But Jacksonville fans might sympathize with soccer supporters in Pyongyang, the North Korean capital. Both groups have been reduced to pirating out-of-market TV broadcasts to see their home team, with South Korean broadcaster SBS recently accusing the Democratic People’s Republic of “hacking.”
The North Korean players’ indefatigable self-confidence, too, rings a bell. Running back Maurice Jones-Drew insisted, as a guest pollster last season for a power poll by ESPN.com’s Paul Kuharsky, that the inexperienced Jaguars should be considered a Super Bowl contender.
Recently, North Korean forward Jong Tae-Se told reporters that he will “score one goal per game” and that, “In our group, it will be Brazil and North Korea who will advance.”
Such self-belief, even in the face of overwhelming off-the-cuff public skepticism, is what drove Gene Smith make to bold decisions, such as drafting defensive lineman Tyson Alualu tenth overall. Whatever vast differences exist between them, Jacksonville and North Korea have that much in common.
Of course, neither the Jaguars nor the North Koreans are odds-on favorites to emerge ahead of their respective rivals—but, in both the NFL and the World Cup, anything can happen.

Gary Kubiak was hired ahead of Rick Smith in 2006, so it was a coach endorsing a general manager as opposed to the more traditional way around. They both have roots in Mike Shanahan’s Denver regime and the compatibility from their long relationship makes for a decision-by-consensus environment as opposed to a big division-of-power setup. Smith’s got a large scouting staff — some argue too large — but resources are not an issue for a first-class organization where owner Bob McNair spends what is needed to produce the best chances at success.
Team president Bill Polian has an excellent track record as a talent-finder and his team is built almost exclusively through the draft, a formula that’s worked for a team that’s consistently won double-digit games during his tenure. He trusts his scouts and the team’s systems, which are evolving under Jim Caldwell as he heads into his second year as coach. Polian has a shrewd feel for who’s overvalued and who’s undervalued and for what will be available when. He also knows he’ll be able to fill some roster spots with undrafted rookies ideal for what the Colts do. Owner Jim Irsay has full faith in Polian’s record and résumé.
General manager Gene Smith has control over the draft and the roster. But having come up as a scout and with an early background in coaching, he knows the value of input from people he trusts. Jack Del Rio is no shrinking violet, and his strong opinions are certainly factored in as Smith hits on the popular “consensus” model. Owner Wayne Weaver is looking to be more involved as the Jaguars press to sell tickets and get into the playoff picture. But those who think that means he’ll be moving name cards on draft day are overreaching.
Jeff Fisher has never sought to be a coach/GM but his power in personnel decisions certainly increased a few years ago when Floyd Reese was dumped and Mike Reinfeldt was hired. The Titans talk constantly about consensus. Reinfeldt controls a well-organized scouting staff and measures input from Fisher’s staff as well. Then the two ultimately come to an agreement. It seems to me Fisher is far less likely to wind up with a player he doesn’t want than Reinfeldt is to call a name that might not be his first choice at a specific slot. While Bud Adams made the call on
Since the Jaguars don’t have a second round pick, and the prospect of Joe Haden lasting until the Jaguars get to pick is slim. Not to mention the train-wreck of University of Florida players to make their way into the Jacksonville locker room.
Resigning Reggie Hayward which to me is the most welcomed scenario. He is the best pass rusher on the Jaguars (Hey; remember how he sacked Peyton Manning; who was pancaked only 10 times in the regular season! That is speaks for itself.) Reggie is a locker room leader and his talent and presence are needed and welcomed in the Gene Smith era. If the Jaguars can resign him, he can be much more than the insurance policy player that Tra Thomas was in the LT position or Torry Holt was for the WRs. I think there is enough fuel in Reggie’s tank for 2-3 seasons at a high level. With Reggie on the roster, the Jaguars don’t need to be in a hurry during the draft to find a DE in the 1st round (not to mention that I think there are NO DE’s who are worth to be picked with that 10th… ). They can target a guy like Austen Lane (no coincidence that I mentioned him; not at all…) in the 3rd round; and can pick the BAP in the 1st. That would be the ideal scenario for the Jaguars in my opinion.
KVB is a player every Jaguars fan knows; who covered the team in the last years. Now the problem is with Vanden Bosch is he had a bad year in 2009 with only 3 sacks. It seems he lost a bit of his power and the departure of Albert Haynesworth has also had impact on him. He might come at a price which may be ideal for the Jaguars (with a wise deal like Tra Thomas and Torry Holt got in ’09). But for example experts like Peter King; believes he might be going to Detroit to reunite with current Lions head coach and former Titans defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz.
Thirty-seven reasons why the Jags will knock off the undefeated and AFC-top-seeded Colts on Thursday night.